Bullshit.

Hey Karl, I need a stressed out trader picture for my bullshit article.

Go snap a pick of Gill, his wife gave him super gonorrhea and he’s been on a bender for a month.

Sweet thanks Karl!

I am seriously ready to ditch my phone all together and just have a land line.

I am required to use the phone my employer provides me and on my days off it is off too and in my desk.

Texas is a mess.

Even Austin suck ass now.

Oh No!

ANYWAY…

Everyone who lives in El Paso is guilty in this.

You cannot live an work in this community and not be held responsible as well.

You are no different than the towns that surrounded and served the Nazi concentration camps.

Shame

Shame

Shame

What’s for dinner?

I refuse to ever go to Florida for many reasons, but one of them for sure is how many tourists bullshit places there are profiting off of animals.

Sure I get there’s some rescue organizations doing good work, but that ain’t what I’m talking about.

I once made QR code stickers that placed people on a website warning them to stop trusting QR codes.

I spent a year traveling and everywhere I saw a QR code my sticker QR code went over it.

You target the right locations and spoof the website and you can get credit card, phone, email, address. Svan this QR code for 20% off blah blah blah.

Do use them.

Let me guess during Bible study.

Stop installing apps.

You are the product.

Enshitification

When my current iPhone dies, I’m never having a smartphone ever again.

They voted for this.

FUCK THEM

IT’S HAPPY HOUR!! 🍾🔥

We evoled away from eating grass and other such things, it’s why our appendix are now almost useless.

Nailed it.

Bring out your morons!