You know, they’re not even that noticeable on your face

Same, I find this one very pleasing

Nullion

Batmaaaan

Have you seen Babe? That’s where that quote is from originally

For a moment I thought he was holding a fleshy ice cream cone

Oooh I might look into that once my 3310 dies

I cannot get enough of this statue, it is perfect in every way

Open the car doors, HAL.

“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

This is gold.

Do mending so the car fixes itself every time you hit a pedestrian

We were a small team canvassing for a nonprofit. So we would go out to markets and busy areas and talk to people all day trying to get donations.

Well one time we were out during election times and this guy from our team spent the majority of the day campaigning for a local candidate. That was his last day on the team.

I would also recommend Doctor Sleep if you haven’t seen it. It’s a wonderful sequel/tribute to the Shining and so, so dark.

All I think of is this now

Thanks, I ended up going with “wealthy overseas relative who I have to report to”

This is roughly what I went with. I also kept it vague

That’s how it felt the entire visit

Thanks for the suggestions, I did ask about those. The agent had no idea but it made me sound more legit. Also, I posted an update!

Just posted a update!

Thanks for your advice. This helped me feel less nervous about the visit. I did stay vague but friendly when he asked me personal questions.