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And thus the reason we don’t have flying cars. That was two. Imagine the flaming hell that would be raining down if we had commute traffic numbers in the sky.

Wow, that’s incredibly succinct and accurate.

I watched it for a time because other friends and coworkers did and it gave us something to talk about. But, generally speaking, I found the characters to be kinda awful people and while on the surface seemed like my friends and myself, they were at best poor approximations. The show was very clearly making fun of them most of the time, filled with horrible laugh tracks that prompt the viewer… I eventually just couldn’t stand it anymore and left. Honestly, I had forgotten about this show.

Around that same era there was a show called Community that was full of weird people and great storrytelling and was damn near the opposite of the Big Bang. Community is a show I still rewatch from time to time.

Sounds like a flock of shit to me.

They don’t have users on Reddit. They have metrics generating units.

And yet the cost of BitTorrent and the *arr suite has stayed the same.

What’s to stop uploading a random picture of a person? Or even an AI generated person? I get what they’re trying to do, but seems like legislative theater more than anything.

[Movie Narrator] His plan was to take them down, one by one. His first challenge? Himself. [Loud Actiony Music]

The menu.

Apple tech is a prison just like any other cloud “the customer is the product” tech. The bars just happen to have a better UX.

Pepper it with absolutely wrong or illogical information. I mean, you know, more than the usual amount.

Abort, Retry, or Fail. But all at the same time.

Makes sense. It sure as shit didn’t have any real intelligence.