All hail the Onion!

… Gimpster?

Oh thank God… We almost had to use the metric system there didn’t we?

Wait, our own space program? Is that a thing we’re supposed to have?

Yay, new technology for turning humans into body parts.

I’m sure we, as a species, will use this technology responsibly…

Jesus… How many schools did they have??

All forms of opposition should be encouraged, regardless of impact or effectiveness.

Push them all forward systemically. These efforts can potentiate each other, building political pressure and a growing desire for social change.

Theory:

Assembly shows solidarity, and helps to cement a political outlook shared by others. It reminds those in power that we are here and oppose them. Gathering for a mass protest builds the reflex - making it easier to gather en mass in situations when real opposition can make the biggest difference

Practice:

Hey, knock off all that fascism or we WILL take another lap…

Is that like the Windows XP default wallpaper?

It will destroy all of us, just at different times…

It’s going to be alright. They plan to fix this. See they are going to dismantle NOAA and every other organization capable of forecasting the weather…

Yeah, I don’t… I don’t really want to read that.

I’ll just take this one as a given if that’s ok.

Statistically, it’s only a matter of time before a mass shooter is themselves gunned down by a completely separate mass shooter during an unrelated mass shooting…

All collapse, really. But I guess that would include the corals…

Complicit > Negligent

That we will survive another decade, along with any sort of fact-based historical accountability seems overly optimistic.

But… What if like a dozen guys show up to attack us with box cutters again?

Maybe moving away from the banal neutrality of ‘dentention center’ and pushing to use the term ‘concentration camp’ would be a small but worthwhile effort?

Much would be solved if we were to eat one of them. I mean, it works for the chimpanzees…

Well, ideally we could implement some sort of requirements for procreation.

Unfortunately any such restrictions quickly becomes eugenics. It seems like we could find a little space between some racial purity bullshit and “Dem doctors up in that hospital are killin’ lil Cooter Jr with all dem fucking needles, injectin’ him full of the 5g microchips and the autism!”

But, if you just dial the resolution back: it’s not their kids - their stupid is killing the whole species as well as the biosphere. Ergo, nature is healing…