If I’m drunk and try to say “Dutch” i’ll probably say German.

If extortion is the honest way to do something, a bigger step back is needed.

Think they can ban the “pay, or let us track you” tactic I’ve been seeing pooping up too? That’s fucking extortion.

It’s ok. I’m being protected by my government. I just have to fork over my ID and picture to Spotify to listen to a song with a swear word in it. 🛡️✨

Luxury. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

I had noisey neighbours so now i need white noise to not react to every single noise “that might the neighbours coming in for a party at 3am”. I don’t have anything fancy but i got Bluetooth earphones (just some random Amazon ones) that are connected physically so it’s easy to switch between “free” ears. I don’t even remember switching in my sleep now.

This the stuff where 2% of users lose their boners, then 2% of that 2% don’t get them back once they stop taking it? Nah I’ll take the chrome dome.