A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”
He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”
The Nokia 2626 was no 3310 or 5110, but I bet you could still beat a man to death with it and then call your lady to tell her you’ll be a bit late to dinner. Whoever tore that down for the metals is gonna be kicking themselves pretty hard when the apocalypse comes.
Cuba has accused 10 people aboard a US-registered speedboat it intercepted off its coast on Wednesday of planning “an infiltration with terrorist aims”.
“So anyway, me 'n the boys figured we’d just take the boat out real quick over lunch, catch some rays, fish a little, coupla brewskis, maybe invade Cuba, you know, the usual.”
-Teddy Roosevelt, probably
You’re in a helicopter, why are you stuck in traffic?
Super colossal shrimp increased by 31% because they started fortifying it with cesium. You expect to just get that cesium for free? Hell no, you gotta pay for it!
Donate to their GoFishMe.
It’s Matt!
I’m nowhere near Massachusetts but I am a huge fan of breakfast food so I applaud your efforts.
Oh no, wherever will middle school girls be able to try out shoplifting now?
How do you pronounce that letter? There’s a Danish band I’ve been getting into lately, MØL, but I don’t know how to say it. I’ve been saying “mole” in my head, but I doubt that’s right. It seems to get romanized as “oe” so would it be pronounced “mo-el”?
So is there a dryer that already has this or something similar built in, so I don’t have to mod it?
First gen Pentium seems like it would be overkill for a scientific calculator but I guess they had to offload those chips somehow.
Hmmm, I’ll have to check them out, thanks.
I just checked and my three aren’t on the list, thankfully (two 665s and a 650). Best remotes I’ve ever had, hands down.
Has anyone come out with an equivalent spiritual successor product yet? I’m gonna lose my shpadoinkle if one of mine dies and I have to go back to remote hell or some janky universal remote and codebook.
🎵 not doing science and one’s not alive 🎶
That was my first thought as well. “Intel gonna sue somebody.”
Fozz? As in Fozzie Bear? Yeah, I could appreciate him, I guess. Wocka wocka!
Is that the thing that randomly switched from my desktop to my phone in the middle of a song a dozen or so times yesterday for no apparent reason and with no interaction from me on either device? Yeah, uhh, I would very much like to find an app that doesn’t do that.
Ok, now I’m gonna have to go watch that movie again. I just checked IMDb and there’s a bunch that I didn’t remember/recognize/notice.
Gwyneth paltrow was young Wendy (which I’m guessing is probably pretty obvious but I’m just old and don’t remember), David Crosby and Jimmy Buffett are pirates, and George Lucas kissed Carrie Fisher on a bridge.
I would vote for .slash just so we can get slashdot.slash.