Well, someone’s gotta harvest the crops now that all the migrants are in the El Salvadoran gulag.

Certainly not a better understanding of that condition and more accurate testing.

No, why would you trade with other countries and widen the trade deficit? Apparently that’s a big deal.

Give it time, we started emitting radio 80 years ago. When aliens look our way, they probably still see the dinosaurs or something.

Vertical over the toilet lid.