It’s something actually good, so he won’t do it. That, or he’ll find a way to make it horrible.

I don’t blame that girl one bit for hitting him. In fact, I hope she used her nails. Some people simply have no sense of boundaries until they receive percussive instruction.

As an apostate that used to attend an AG church, this one hits waaay too close to home for me. It also doesn’t surprise me that much. The one I used to go to veery much had an “in-group” mentality.

He thinks he’s Don Quixote, but really he’s just Don Shitote.

Actually, I’d be more surprised if he sank. Fat is bouyant, and he’s got a lot of it.

That looks less like taking a dump and more like road rage.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I live there. Can confirm, not satisfied with this shithole state.

“state where escalators are a novelty and there are more cows than humans.”

Hey I resemble that remark!

Even mildly inconvenience a member of “the big club that you ain’t in” and all the world’s resources will be brought to bear against you.

I played around on an AI image generating website for a while. Eventually got bored with it.

the guy Luigi allegedly killed

Don’t do the prosecution’s work for them.

Get back in your lane, Florida Man.

Runaway Ted’s mistake is thinking Trump wants peace. Trump doesn’t want peace. HE WANTS PROBLEMS! ALWAYS!

Artist probably needed an extra label or two to make the structure look right.

Imagine all the people living for today!

Spoiler: No he wasn’t. He meant every word of that crap. He just thought others agreed with him.

Quick, somebody gather up a bunch of frogs and airdrop them over Mar A Lago.

If it was about heritage, it would be half-burned and covered in boot prints.