

And we do! Usually it’s American/British kids that get caught after going after high profile targets because they’re kids and they’re dumb. Some of the more well known groups (e.g. Scattered Spider, The Com) specifically recruit minors to do the hands on keyboard operations because they’re less likely to get time than adults. Most resourced hackers are not stupid enough to launch operations against Western organizations from countries with extradition agreements.
https://cybernews.com/cybercrime/scattered-spider-mgm-hackers-indictment/
https://krebsonsecurity.com/2025/07/uk-charges-four-in-scattered-spider-ransom-group/


The story I’ve heard is that he took a nosedive in effectiveness as CEO when his son died in 2022 (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadellas-son-dead-26-company-says-rcna18320). No idea how true that is, but 2022ish does seem to have been a turning point for Microsoft in terms of strategy and how well the company is run.