Thank you for telling me about Second Thought!

Little bits

You’ve been CANCELLED sir/ma’am.

I’m sorry, I realize I was a bit ambiguous so please allow me to correct myself.

CNN is so fucking liberal. Better?

Et alors, j’etudais Francaise! Attend…

As a general rule, never trust Liberal news for anything.

“Freedom”

Sergey Brin can go fuck himself with a rusty fork

Unironically quite a lot of them probably do because it’s probably cheap and they have a fiduciary duty to the shareholders to gEt ThE bEsT dEaL!

I suspect some are AI and others may be creative writing exercises. Some portion are probably real.

Yeah they’re definitely not used to that

Best news all week

Ah sorry, I kind of figured that between the NSFW tag and their warning that would cover it

That repeatedly disproven line of horseshit? Yeah I’ve heard of it. Wasn’t impressed.

Oh shit better look out, we got an edgelord here!

Want to upvote, but it’s currently at 420…

Who would win? Landlord bootlicking Massachusetts deputies or one stingy boi?

Assuming correctness: 136000000000/1750000000000*100 = ~7.77%. While this is not nothing, boy it just doesn’t sound like the student loan forgiveness he promised does it?

Aaaaaaaaaand where’s he gotten with it?