Parafaragaramus

CEO of Homelessness.
Only in 'Murica

Smoking 4-5 packs a day and being healthier that 99% of the people. Yeah… not for long.

“Snap into a Slim Jim!”

This essentially. It was an easy voice and more importantly videocall software that was free. There were alternatives for text (ICQ, AIM) which were nice and everyone had them, and voice (Teamspeak, Mumble) which were either not free or you had to host them yourself and neither did Videocalls. So you begrugingly had a skype account too.

make it easier to understand people with really thick accents

I feel like people with thick accents will not be understood by the Speech model either

But you realize that it’s wrong on both counts, right?

Strawberry has three Rs or two Rs in the wrong spelling.

Deny, Delay, Defend… may I add: Dispose?

Oh no. Anyway…

Hidden Track: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

But he said in his statement that he’s a Gaiman.

That poor sucidal and very misguided person.

99372211 out

His organs have some value too right? I mean not much I admit. But sell his kidneys and liver.

Hm, I feel like most alcoholics don’t puke until they have some other very likely related health issue.

Oh I was totally on autopilot and selected “Maintenance (Software)” because that is what I did… and I discovered the brainfart two seconds too late.

Worked, after hours from home, on a Windows Server and fixed and issue with the Database on there. After doing so i thought I’d go to bed and shut down the machine… only I hadn’t yet left the RDP connection and shut the server down by Accident. Had to drive to work and start the server up again.

Those are priests behind the wheel of those cars. It’s God Racing.