

Or worse, bear-proof robot dogs…


Or worse, bear-proof robot dogs…
Just here to brag that when my dad upgraded to windows 11, he was tricked into making a microsoft365 acct which was promptly compromised.
So I walked him through the process of downloading a Linux mint iso, checking the hash in powershell, downloading rufus, prepping install media, and getting him off windows for the remainder of his life.
I had no eyes on the situation. All over the phone. His browser was giving malware results for everything so no downloads could be trusted.
2 years on his only complaint is occasional printer problems. He’s in his 70s.


Is it public? Tell them to pound sand.
Is it private? Tell them to pound sand.


Hey buddy, those yachts aren’t gonna buy themselves. What do you expect them to do, live on less?


The real problem with this is inaccurate blood pressure readings.
Run a social psych experiment. Tell 100 people to show up and claim a $10 gift card. They must arrive 15 mins early. They will receive their $10 at a specific time.
Randomize the 100 people’s actual receipt time to be somewhere between 5 mins early and 45 mins late.
Come in, explain they just need to do a blood pressure reading first, and then they will receive the $10.


I framed mine


MAGA won’t let Vance shit in their mouths. That’s how.
MAGA dies with trump. It isn’t a movement that moves without him. It’s about him. It’s not a brand. It’s narcissism personified.
He even said so himself. “They’re not MAGA, I am.” -Donald J. Trump.


Fun fact: it is trivially easy and costs $0 to track an individual through their ad identifier. They’re not supposed to uniquely identify people, but you really just have to drill down like a dozen or so variables and you’ll uniquely identify just about anyone with a smart phone.
Hey, random person for whom this describes, are you
-Aged 30-34 -White -Male -Educated -Spends a lot of time near you work address -Spends a lot of time near you home address -Spends some time where you vacation the exact time you usually vacation there -Is a 49ers fan -Likes artisanal coffee -Android user -Listens to late 90s and early 00s metal -Wears pants size 38/32.
Guess what there’s like 3 of you in the world. And we can get all 3 ad ids in the real time bidding market and track all 3 of you until we deduce which one is you.
Now I know where any person for whom I perform these steps is located, basically in real time.
It’s that bad. It’s a well known issue with I guess too much money behind it to fix? Idk.


Tastes better and is cheaper.
Like unless your coffee drink is a children’s dessert beverage then I really have 0 idea why anyone goes.
If your product can’t enter my world without you paying millions of dollars to interrupt my good time, I am positive I do not need to know about your product.


My extended family has worked for companies in the Disney umbrella and as part of one’s retirement package, gets free admission to Disney parks for them and family members. They get half price hotels in the area.
My sister and brother in law make real good money. Over a third of a mil a year between the two of them. They said it was pretty much breaking the bank/almost out of reach. With all that saved, it was about $10k per person for the 5 day trip. $40k vacation. Coulda bought a car.


Not if you know JavaScript…


Yeah… No
I didn’t mean RFC Base32.
I meant human-safe alphabets.
Base58 or Crockford Base32 that intentionally remove I, L, O, and 1 (which is distinct from “base 32”).
RFC Base32 still hits the exact problem I’m ranting about.
To be clear the (vanilla) base32 version of the aforementioned string:
“I dont fucking know lots of lllllIIIIIIlllIII etc”
Outputs:
“JEQGI33OOQQGM5LDNNUW4ZZANNXG65ZANRXXI4ZAN5TCA3DMNRWGYSKJJFEUSSLMNRWESSKJEBSXIYY=”
You can use cyberchef to check for yourself.
This does not solve the problem.
I meant what I’d said: base 58.


As a job title: sysadmin
Loathe.
Every now and then there crops up the situation where there is no copy/paste from host to host. And when that involves a fucking product key or some shit… Mother fuckers just base 58 that shit.
What would you rather read and type?
Product key: “I dont fucking know lots of lllllIIIIIIlllIII etc”
Or…
Product key: “CqiDNKttsj1NUubpbVJ2VJL9eMEpRvRFMV3hNPRxtUX7SMox5UQjeEZX3DqqHNAfkSE”
I rest my case.
Jfc you just do both at the same time.
“Hey, I’m reaching out with regard to ticket 27472. I’ll need to remote into your device. You’ll see a notification that it’s happening. I just wanted to give you a heads up that the notification is expected behavior. Let me know if you have any questions!”
One message.
Do work.
“Hey again, the .zip is benign. Thanks for reaching out! Feel free to open it.”
They respond “thanks sorry I was at lunch”
“👍”
Never speak again.


American Hero.


Did you talk about this with your therapist? Bc you should.
My old therapist would refer to frustration as a resource we hoarde. We dump our frustration into a little water bottle, and when we’re not using adaptive coping mechanisms, we table it. But then later something frustrating happens (like your webcam experience), and though it is (truly) a minor setback, you’re stuck with this huge reaction. You got a stop hoarding your frustrations and learn to dump that water bottle out before it overflows.
This imagery is for me helpful because it helps me understand some disproportionate reactions I may have, and also quite clearly doesn’t shy away from negative emotion. Get angry, hell yeah. When it’s… Adaptive. This wasn’t adaptive.


Tomshardware.com whois:
Registrar: Lexsynergy Limited
IANA ID: 1466
Email: domains@lexsynergy.com
Abuse Email: abuse@lexsynergy.com
Abuse Phone: +442031370459
Some poor web developer was told to implement this against their will. Hopefully they raised the concern. Report the site as abusive until their registrar takes them down. Should make for a fun week for that POS project manager.


Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal / I
walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library
Line up to the mind cemetery now
What we don’t know keeps the contracts alive and movin’
They don’t gotta burn the books they just remove 'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells
Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells.
I had this issue with workday job applications and my alma mater. Just wasn’t in their list. And Ive never had a single response from a single workday application.
So good luck to all 15000 students and ~300000 alums out there 🤙😎