If Northern Ireland decided to reunite with the rest of Ireland it would solve so many problems… good luck trying to convince the Northern Irish of that.

Can you do a quick financial professional jargon check for us?

I have an accountant, and she’s employed for her expertise in the UK tax code as applicable to small businesses.

I understand that there are also accountants who work like financial engineers, trying to find tax-efficient schemes for large businesses. What’s your business?

Shareholders: Please don’t threaten me with a good time!