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I’ve been to Alcatraz prison and gone on the tour and one of the things that you spoke about was how much of a pain it was being on an island. Since you’re totally the mercy of the sea is to whether or not you can get supplies in.

The only real advantage of Alcatraz was that it was difficult to escape from but you can get the exact same result with fencing and guards, so there’s no point putting up with the logistical challenges have been stuck on an island, which is why it was closed.

No what you want to be looking at is if anybody’s making any unusual stock investments. Is anyone acting as if suddenly the tariffs are going to be going away very soon?

He’s very clearly got dementia. This can lead to all sorts of secondary medical conditions, a big one being circulation issues which would explain his bruising.

You’re probably ok because they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him for a while while he trying to figure out what they’re going to do.

Well if so that’s going to round off a very nice week for the astronauts.

They’re still in low earth orbit so not really

The fact that the right click menu is now a submenu of the right click menu drive me mad.

Wait so AI data centres can’t be built because of the limited availability caused by other AI data centres.

Which would lock all the AI CEOs in a big room and throw away the key.

I’ve worked for a lot of companies throughout my life and admittedly I’ve never worked in the space industry, but practically everywhere just hosts our own damn email, why are they using Microsoft accounts?

He’s the only FIFA peace prize recipient to ever start a war.

If he carries on like this is going to end up getting taken out by the oil execs.

Will this be like how their military has been wiped out? Doesn’t he realise everyone just calls his bluff because he literally never goes through with anything he threatens.

Why is Vance on bluesky? It’s where all the people he hates hang out.

Can the AI just talk in a lower voice? I don’t see why this is that critical.

The media really can’t get it can they I’m fine with AI having problems, I’m supposed to feel sorry for them upsetting some way but I just don’t.

Is it paranoia though if they believe in a particular thing with no actual evidence and it just turns out that they’re partially correct by chance?

Because there are plenty of conspiracies along the lines of “the government is monitoring everyone” but it’s always been via nanobots in your blood or via psychic energies being emitted from 5G towers. It’s never “the government to tracking me with this GPS enabled device that I voluntarily purchased with my own money, now excuse me I have to make a rambling geotagged Facebook post the Gray Aliens”.

No conspiracy theorists aren’t interested in seeking out actual conspiracies. They’re trying to make themselves feel important in a world that doesn’t care about them. So they find some special secret that only they know and that makes them feel important and claim the earth is flat.

As far as factoids are concerned where are you getting the evidence that COVID was a lab leak? That has never been confirmed.

Conspiracy theorists never actually believe in the actual conspiracies. No it’s always the lamp posts broadcasting nanobots into your blood. And not that the phone that has tracking capabilities is tracking you, in fact no conspiracy theorist ever has ever been worried about their iPhone or billionaires sending plenty text emails to each other about to listen activities.

Oh I’m sure they’ll respond to completely idle threats this time. That’s definitely going to work no doubt.

How does he manage to keep out doing himself like this? You think he’s hit peak stupidity, and then he just out trumps himself. I don’t think the world can survive another 3 years of this lunatic.

It’s amazing how apple managed to get Americans took care about that. Meanwhile no one else cares. No one uses iMessage in Europe or Asia.

Yeah which would make it plan A according to this administration.

It’s also the only way they could actually win. Well other than just leaving, but they’re not going to do that.