Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse. Most probably stoned… Yeah I’m definitely stoned.


I hate that even in the universe creating our simulation, there’s ridiculously stupid cost cutting going on.


I no longer understand, nor want to understand wtf reality is anymore. I’m going go back to my delusional fantasy world for a while I think, maybe pretend to be a pirate again or something, I don’t know, I just refuse to acknowledge reality anymore until it starts fucking acting normal again.


Yeah, nothing suspicious about shutting down access for journalists.
Damn journalists keeping politicians accountable, how dare they! Don’t they know these politicians have thin skin and weak feelings, they need to stop bullying them.


Onlyfam will be allowed to attend his funeral.


Its the new Crusades, it’s a Holy war for the Holy oil.


Palantir is a threat to the fucking human race.


This dumb cunts legacy is just gonna be Pedophile Protector.


Its pretty chill.


Yeah, let’s trust the dude who molested his sister.


Yeah because that judge has probably been in countless conversations with random people he knows about it.


Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.


Theyre uncomprehensible, see I can make up bullshit as well!


Nah, but you sure as fuck elected one!


I think its more simple of a safety plan for someone named spud.
Something like, just shut the fuck up, that is it"


Maybe they’re not so bad if we get to see more fascists get hit in 4k.


pffft, you give him too much credit.


We dont track our users, in fact, we have a list of people who were pushing this and looking at news about, so we shall be dealing with those individuals and their browsing history.
cool, I’ll ad that to my list.
I thought the Antichrist was supposed to be cool and suave, not this fucking thing.