DUMBASS

I hate all these bags of hot air, they’re all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Website says they’re 50$ short.

Bitch, I know what tone I’m using in texts, I don’t need to retone “You got any weed for sale”.

Dumbass… You’re supposed to shit into tiny tubes and sell them at raves… People have no business sense anymore.

That totally won’t be used in an evil dystopian way…

Jinx what? Everything’s fucked right now.

The ships sinking and on fire, yeah the water will put it out eventually, but we’re still sinking.

Great, now it’s gonna hallucinate pouring me a beer and I’m gonna get into a fight with a beer tap again.

Feast or Fight! 2 billionaires get the choice to either be eaten by the poor or fight to the death for temporary survival.

We need to kick start this dystopian society by forcing these shitty billionaires to fight each other to the death in a steel cage for our entertainment.

It’s lived past is expected use case a set of headphones should be, this is reality bleading though your headphones.

Yeah and what’s wrong with that?