That’s a hell of a suffix to add at the end of “just following orders.”

Pull out, don’t pull out, we’re fucked either way.

Upping the slave labor numbers.

“no sloppy Windows, guys— I mean it.”
“LET’S SLOP IT UP!”

Daylight Saving Time is coming up; let’s just skip an hour and get there early. Chop chop.

🎶 burning down the House! 🎶

Which is bad for the economy.

But, uhhh…

…they get off on killing people.

…and they lack the critical thinking skills to see how short term their thinking is.

…and they don’t care, they want the money from this right now.

“with full recovery proving elusive,”

FUN. JUST… FUN. FUN STUFF.

I think it was a Reddit scraper years ago that taught me that I should probably lie more often on the internet about my work, friends, family details, etc.

Just like, little lies that don’t really matter in the comment, but would misdirect an AI or investigator into things that aren’t true.

It’s just so much woooooork to think about this shit. And to come up with different screen names everywhere? And to like, sub to a city I don’t live in and comment there about shit I know nothing about? Exhausting.

Thankfully my brothers and three uncles are here to support me. And my alligator.

It is!? Noooooooo! TIL

sadly I’ll likely support them through any shitty decisions they make as they are the only viable non-chromium alternative these days.

I get they’re chasing the buck and trying to stay relevant, but uhhhh… if they could be less Steve Buscemi-teen about it, that’d be great.

My ~19 year old account was permabanned after three strikes that involved two upvotes of Luigi pictures and then— after seeing a vid of Trump falling asleep— saying he shouldn’t wake up.

Then my alt got a warning for “disparaging communities” after I said one of the two PDX subreddits started so they could talk shit about houseless people, which is a fact.

Three of those were flagged by AI, the last one— the warning— was a person flagging it and couldn’t be contested.

It’s gone to the dogs.

“Looks like it’s back to jail for me! Auogh auogh auogh!”

⚫️😮⚫️⚡️

too lazy to get pic

“Hey Copilot, what have Putin and Trump been exchanging emails about?”

Don’t be fooled: if RAM had the chance it would kill everyone and everything you’ve ever loved.

He can have my tax dollars from the lawsuit over the shit-heels he’s taking them from.

“Oh the inhumanity!”

I’m in PDX and setting a webcam as my TV launcher’s background has been the coziest, bestest thing ever. Way better than the default page o’ ads.

What else ya got?