

WTF are they doing with fifteen thousand employees?


WTF are they doing with fifteen thousand employees?


I can only imagine how utterly stupid that “personal call” was.
I can imagine the prince just putting the phone down on the desk while Trump just word salads his way through the last thing he saw on TV.


The fix is just giving them actual money.


Just uninstall chrome.
If you need a webkit browser, almost all other browsers are based on chromium.
Agreed, but IMHO that is a different conjecture to that of the meme.
I’ll try: “I’m a CapITaliST aND ComMunISm is BAd”.


This is why I think executives should get about 26 weeks of leave every year, perhaps even more.
Not quite, if that were the case the statement would be “because assholes”. By blaming “human nature” they’re self identifying as one of the assholes.
Assholism is a diverse group with many discrete types of sub-asshole.


But it looks like you’re solving problems to shareholders and politicians, which is generally the only thing that matters to those making these decisions.


Alien and Aliens. But only because Aliens was deliberately a different genre: so it’s a bit of a stretch.


Stomp stomp
Is it the USA?
Do I win a prize?


Even then, it’s probably predicated on the idea that a reasonable person would realize that it was sent in error and that even though they’ve received the email they’re not authorized to access the systems that the link points to.
It’s still ridiculous the penalties, globally, for ‘hacking’ wya out of proportion.


It also comes from the military, when you’re executing one of your own as a traitor. So there’s a mitigating factor in there somewhere.
Theoretically any given soldier could deliberately miss too, relying on there being at least one other squad member to make a killing shot.
I mean, not killing people under any circumstances is better.


Yeah. I thought that when reading “rumdog millionaire” too.
Hardly adds to the veracity of the linked article.


That’s actually why it’s a squad.
A single executioner would be more than capable of delivering a killing shot. Hell, they could just shoot them in the head with a handgun.
The squad means that no one member knows if they’re the one that actually delivered the killing shot.


I was just thinking “why does he always look like he’s been dragged ass-backwards out of a coal mine?”


Thousands of CEO’s just realized they’re the prime candidate for replacement by an LLM.
It’s that Meta treats every human it engages with as an object to extract value from: customers, users, employees.