Yes

I always knew my fascination with redstone would come back to bite me

Same here (assuming account was a genius who graduated high school like 3 years early and then got advanced placement in uni)

At least in 50 more years humanity will finally be free of Zuckerberg

I love how we as a society decided to pay people a ton of money to write like this

No one is in customer service due to excellence…

God would never allow a pedo to become president!

I’m definitely expecting this at some point, but it hasn’t happened to me yet. I’ve had the TV for a couple years now.

You can also just not attach the TV to the internet, but “obviously” doing things like reordering home screen apps requires an Internet connection.

True

I can definitely relate to #2 😁

Thanks Louis

Two thoughts:

1. You can turn off HDMI input scanning on roku TVs.
2. Can your wife not watch these things via the computer attached to the TV?

The vast majority of people forced into rehab may view it as a joke and a punishment, but it still gets them sobered up.

Ask me how I know.

That’s an interesting kid’s handprint shirt

Kind of a weird headline. Now we know roughly how old they are, but have no idea what they were protesting.

You don’t even have to feel bad about it either! As Microsoft once said, Windows 10 is the last windows operating system. Sounds like you already owned that, so you’re good.

I’ve even contacted MS support before telling them I wasn’t going to buy windows 11 as I paid for 10 and they said that was the last version. They gave me a new key no questions asked.

Anything less than jeans and a sweater is naked in my book.

Depends on the context.

Most people would probably be like a 3, but if it’s an attractive woman probably like an 8. Even though im married and have no interest, lots of attractive women view me speaking to them as a threat and react aggressively. Being ugly is so fun 🙂

Or did he really just go back and not persue relationships and disappear walking into a crowd? We may never know.

This is some S tier comedy