Finally a great idea.

Sorry, Trump just ruled mortgages are illegal.

Back in high school i knew this girl that went to band camp and let me just say she was freaky.

ugh, only 17 days? With modern medicine maybe we can pump these numbers up.

This is true my grandfather told me so.

Please learn sarcasm.

Sad to see more plane crashes just because of some snow.

Oh i think you’d be surprised and he cares very much

I understand you are not excusing the behavior.

Miss

Jesus Amazon is a big enough company they should be doing their own hosting not using AWS.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

He’s not!

We can totally pump these numbers up. Get serious guys.

Legalize shooting tire removers!

They have that thing where you can say open butthole and the charge port opens.

Imagine someone with totally average intelligence. Then realize 50% of people are dumber than that. Also - they think they are smart.

Doubt

I’m never buying those pants again.

I need to be learned