Doesn’t AWS have like a pretty substantial attrition rate amongst employees? Are there many that last 10 years under the best of circumstances as it is?

His… deep… crack?

Will they be introducing company stores next?

Dev: “Boss, we need additional storage on the database cluster to handle the latest clients we signed up.”

Boss: “First see if AI can do it.”

Grok has said disparaging things about Elon Musk so I’m assuming it’s going to be disappeared to El Salvador soon.

GitHub Copilot about to be clocking some overtime on COBOL conversions.

Assfault

This is the government we’re talking about. I’d be shocked if it wasn’t made available as a WordPerfect 5.1 file.

Hopefully they just “redact” it with blacked out text in Word document.

Did you not see Picard? Apparently the future of humanity is a fascist, racist shit show that somehow became the opposite of Gene Roddenberry’s vision for the sake of, like, subverting expectations I guess? The Federation was openly racist against Romulans and enslaved androids even after episodes like Measure Of A Man grappled with the morality of such slavery. It’s a wonder they didn’t do a throw back episode where Picard goes back in time to try and prevent the kiss from TOS because of the damage it did to the future’s timeline or some shit. From “Infinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations” to “Romulans are garbage and deserved to have their sun go supernova” in a single episode. That show was wild for a Star Trek series.

Ah yes, but also recall the 35th rule of acquisition: peace is good for business.

How would trickle down work with gold? I’m picturing some kind of golden shower?

Merzbow - Pulse Demon

He’s a poet, he’s a picker
He’s a prophet, he’s a pusher
He’s a pilgrim and a preacher, and a problem when he’s stoned
He’s a walkin’ contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction,
Takin’ ev’ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home.

The Pilgrim, Chapter 33

Can they not be recalled?

See Zed ‘Em?

Basically the plot of a Richard Pryor movie.

Edited to add: yeah, and a play, and like a dozen film adaptations, but as a GenXer it’s Richard Pryor or bust for me.

No you don’t.

Biden received that same medal with distinction so I guess he’s even better then? Like extra better?

You may want to get that looked into…