You must watch until the end to get your breakfast credits at the Carls Jr kiosk.

… And written by humans. Those were the days.

Checkmate. My meetings are mind numbingly boring and half of them should have just been emails.

I think I’ll go fight for the Canadians in the coming war.

“We’ll fix it in post, haha” says Musk at the end. What a smug prick.

How in the fuck did a truck without a manual override for exiting the vehicle ever make it to market? Everything is broken.

This is how the US treats it’s allies. It’s why we don’t have any anymore.

Here’s a map of them: https://deflock.org/

As long as you seed with a ratio > 1 you’re good in my eyes!

Bovino has tiny dick energy.

Because the war on drugs has gone so swimmingly so far?

You’re not wrong We’re fucked. I’m waiting for everyone else to get mad enough to revolt with me. Fuck Elon Musk. No one voted for that cunt.

So that they can feed it to the next AI model without worrying about ingesting AI created works.

Send help. Grandpa is fucking crazy and he is waving a gun around.

I’m always down for hating on Elon, personally. The dick bag deserves more hate, imo. I’m here for it. I hope his plane crashes but he only dies after the wreckage has fully burned around him and he has suffered maximally.

I hope Carter’s ghost brings bitter, freezing rain that lasts the whole of inauguration day.

“This week on ‘Atrocities in the Name of God.’”

Religion is dumb.

Something something, 3 boxes…

Fucking oligarchs and their ridiculous double speak." No immigration! Unless it’s my work force, tee-hee."

Can we eat this idiot yet please?

No you see, Elon is a “Free Speech absolutest.” Which is supposed to mean MAGA can say what they want. I believe Elon just canceled her. Does MAGA finally realize that these Oligarch billionaires are going to use Trump to fuck the whole country sideways for personal gain…? No because they are apparently blind and stupid.

At the very least its fun to watch Loomer’s face getting eaten.

Fuck Elon also. Looking forward to seeing how the karma plays out. 🍿