

Even then that’s kinda dubious. You don’t want your dangerous folks out there actually doing kind of important stuff that either risks them escaping or sabotaging or fucking up. There’s only so many useful jobs you can have maximum security prisoners doing, and they don’t tend to be ones that create a lot of value. I imagine that much of it is digging ditches and filling them back up again.



“why golly golly gumdrops we had no idea asshole mcbabyeater was a baby eating freak that wanted to eat our babies, we just thought he would let us dump out trash in the local pond and lower our taxes. We take full responsibility for this one, so we’re going to start a branding coalition. Sorry, guys :(”