It’s a different kind of scummy going on here; he didn’t want his grandkids to actually eat it, he wanted to get media attention and stoke more fear in his base. It would be like someone slipping razors into their own kids candy to rage-bait about Halloween being unsafe.

To be clear, this isn’t any better than the alternative; he put his grandkids in danger for a publicity stunt that could have very easily resulted in them consuming the drugs. Which also raises the question how how he got that cocaine in the first place.

“potential violations”? If they’re deleting texts, then there’s nothing “potential” about it. They’re just “violations”.

I mean, from what we saw in the Texas flooding, it seems like no one is getting that disaster relief regardless of how hard they support genocide.

Oh man, that’s hilarious. Almost as funny as that time he joked about buying Twitter; can you imagine if that happened?

Went through the first half of your post confused; couldn’t remember when Indiana Jones was ever a substitute teacher :V

There’s not much I miss about Reddit, but one of those things is a proper community to put jokes that have been run into the ground. The unnecessary arrow is one thing, but then the second reaction image really kill the otherwise mildly amusing joke.

The Supreme Court call that “compelling”

After a crushing electoral defeat in 2018, one senior opposition politician told the Financial Times how he had spent the night in a “humble home” to learn what it was like, proudly showing pictures he had taken on his mobile phone.

“After I returned to Mexico City, it struck me that perhaps my maid lived in a similar sort of home, so I showed her the photos and sure enough it turned out that her home was very similar,” he beamed.

This… this is probably the single most out-of-touch thing I’d ever rich. A rich dude took pictures of a normal house, and then bragged to his maid that he went there.