Global economy fucked even more = mission successful

He’s not going to rest until we’re in a global depression.

It’s alright, just tell them you have bone spurs.

My mother in law played me a clip the other night and I didn’t even recognize his voice. When did he start sounding like a 2 pack a day smoker?

It’s entirely possible for there to be no good guys in a war. This is just one piece of shit despot attacking another. Cheer for neither, pray for us all.

Said it before, but I don’t believe for a second this wasn’t discussed during his private, illegal meeting with Netanyahu.

A security violation? From the guy who said “You’re the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying it’s declassified, even by thinking about it.” during an interview? From the administration that accidentally texted it’s plans to bomb Yemen to a journalist 2 hours before the attack? You mean the guy that tweeted photos from a satellite so classified, the last guy that leaked photos from it was sent to jail for espionage? The guy that stole hundreds of classified documents and destroyed an unknown number more? Nah…

Oh no… It’s not just once… They passed the rate of the tarrifs on to us, now they’ll recoup the cost that WE paid, AND they’ll continue to charge us at those increased rates even if the tarrifs are lifted.

I’ll believe it when my CEO announces that our hiring freeze has been lifted and that we’re no longer under threat of closure. As of right now, we haven’t heard shit.

I’ll take “Things a dictator says” for 800, Alex.

What’s most concerning is the message this sends his supporters… It’s totally alright to murder people who are “bad for the country.” Very sad, yes, but totally deserved because he had TDS…

But if they just put it in the title, people won’t click and get bombarded with ads! Think of the big corporations!

Yeah, first rule of a lawsuit, don’t fucking talk to anybody. Don’t give the defense anything to defend with.

Same, I’ve been renewing online for the past 12 years. This year I had to go in and they gave me a hard time over my points. Apparently you can’t have more than one letter from the same government agency. I had 2 from the DMV and was like, “This is literally you guys! Two separate forms. Two separate dates! You don’t trust yourselves enough to get it right more than once!? Like, trust me dude, nobody’s going to the DMV pretending to be me. No sane person would put themselves through that torture just to steal my identity… Nobody wants to be me, it doesn’t come with a whole lot of perks.”

Thankfully, I just had my passport renewed, so I said screw it and got my regular one.

Tomorrow, Trump suddenly develops an inexplicable, intense dislike for Namibia…

Huh… Must suck being on the end of those.

Hey… What’s this? And this? Oh jeeze, and a movement to censure?

Yup, must really suck…

Even if it did go away, it wouldn’t matter… Price goes up, price stays up. That’s how a disregulated economy works.

Bingo… This shouldn’t touch mainstream news until it’s been reviewed and reproduced.

Why not? He’s already working on bread lines.

All this tells me that there’s now a cloning service that caters to the bourgeoisie…

Hey… What’s my nose doing on the floor!? It was just on my face a minute ago!

Why’s this bloody knife in my hand? I couldn’t have done this… Could I? No… I don’t think so.

I should check it for fingerprints. What!? Only my prints are on it!?

Stranger and stranger…