Oh gods no. I’m saying get the fuck out of the southeast US while you still can!

Just like houses!

How would he know? Trump doesn’t talk to him.

Yeah, that’s probably a better phrasing.

People weren’t using them ambiguously, drive manufactures picked a non-standard unit to lie with on their boxes, and then tricked courts into going along with their shit because it was the old case of money vs truth.

I’ll assume you’re being intentionally obtuse because no one could actually be that dumb.

Unfortunately, I am not from the EU region, neither do I live in one

So, the GDPR doesn’t apply to you. So, you’re probably SOL?

Sure, verifying chicken is deboned before it leaves the factory makes more sense than installing x-ray machines at every pizzeria.

I love everything about that. Even a small tech demo with like one kind of item and a single quest would be really cool.

I’m going to need a lot more details before this stops sounding like the craziest idea I’ve heard all month.

Yeah, those are the guys!

It’s also a slush fund pork-barrel for screening device manufacturers! (alwayshasbeen.meme)

Nah, it’s a repost from late 2007.

Sorry, I mean a repeat of late 2007, the fourth or fifth “once in a lifetime economic crisis” for millennials that will somehow magically end with billionaires owning an even larger percentage of the GDP.

“How could this possibly happen, again, again, again, again,” will cry the economists billionaire simps.

Imagine hating an ordained minister for not hating enough. Ridiculous.

The good old, “If it’s not your source, it’s not your computer.”

He’s been a week away from shutting down for… a dozen years?

I wish I had a decent explanation. But instead, I have Windows 11’s shiny new Taskbar configuration menu that politely warns me that showing seconds on the clock takes more power. Right under the “Show Copilot” button.

These fucks are fucked.