Solid list but a really obvious miss for me was amphetamine addiction

We already knew stock price wasn’t tied to reality

There are a lot of straws on this particular camel

Thanks for reminding me of the date

They were blasting to build luxury condos iirc

Have you missed what all the fucking semiconductors are being bought up for the past year or so?

lol

They mean porn

I’m in my 40s and have used it in both contexts for decades

I’m not. Have fun over there.

Send the politicians first. World peace achieved in 1 day.

Since when does anything have to make sense?

I was like wtf does this have to do with law enforcement 🤦🤦🤦

However high they can shoot

Hell yeah

If you’re still using Meta spyware in 2026 and think you’re getting true E2E without a backdoor, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

Putting this in fixed-width for scale:

This ruling:                        375,000,000
Meta valuation:               1,618,000,000,000

This isn’t even a slap on the wrist; it’s a fucking rounding error.

Oh dude, I know. I was positively shocked when I found out she was born in the 90s.

Fuck that, scale it to income. That’ll be $4,695.00, please.