Border Patrol Search, Trauma, and Rescue.

What about BORSTAR?

The CCP is the group running the show over there, their military and its assets belong to them.

Can always use more data on the CCP’s anti-air capabilities (even if it’s just the stuff they’re willing to part with) for the main event.

Adding it to the “maybe” column of my objects-to-piss-on-before-I-die list until I know whether it’s really going to be built.

The Laptop from Hell in a Cell.

Leak them on the War Thunder forums, maybe Chinese tanks will get buffed next patch.

Instead of a Presidential Medal of Freedom, a medal of freedom from the president.

Has he considered the ratings he’d get with a death announcement though? They’d be like no one has ever seen. Bigly.

It wasn’t a good plan.

Maybe part of this Iran thing was to disguise his personal health visits as meetings with wounded troops but it went as well as his other plans so we found out anyway.

Nobody wants to give up their connection to the Led Zeppelin song.

Start hiding geofenced self-destruct devices in EU cars. Let them run for a little while once conditions are met so it happens somewhere more inconvenient than the thief’s driveway.

Trump’s take on strategic ambiguity is missing the strategy part.

No, that’s why I didn’t say “attribute his conviction solely to the rap lyrics” in this case. With the way the article presents the information, a reader might come away with the impression that the lyrics were the strongest evidence (maybe even only evidence) of his guilt. I don’t think that’s responsible journalism when details like his confession are omitted.

He also admitted to the killings in an interview with a reporter. Might have been lying then but it’s pure fantasy to attribute his conviction to the rap lyrics.

“I will build a great great war and have Arab states pay for it!”

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At least they’re politely lining up to do it.

Last time I tried farming snow, the DEA made a surprise no-knock early morning visit and ruined everything. Bunch of buzzkills.

I’ll take the ads but only because the next step up this escalation ladder is adding cameras and almost nobody wants that.