But my left handed microscope scissors rat nail polishing encabrulator only works on windows 11 if it has AI! Whatever should I do?!!!

Rat flies out of the window nails, face ears all properly painted and polished… Then the windows 11disk followed by the rest of the computer parts and the bat that did it all in.

No, we just can’t delete it.

My old projector doesn’t even have anyone knitting in it but it smells like grandma.

20 years too late. Open source to Linux. Make it compatible with subsonic or navidrome.

It will hurt all of us American citizens but maybe it will hurt those in power who choose who the president is. We don’t get to choose the president sadly.

I’m.canceling my Netflix account.

I want to know how many under aged people he tried to find his pee pee with.

Microslurp! We make software slurplier!

Agh, could you make it a little shittier?

Sure!

Microshit! We make shit softer! We put our shit on your computer, your phone, your favorite netflix server. Everywhere! We make our shit softer and put it everywhere!

That’s it!!!

On other stupid news my neighbor’s are moving out. A different neighbor sold their house for 1.4 million and another for 1.3 million. Let that soak in. That’s $12,000.00 just in yearly taxes. So now these other neighbors are going to put their house up for sale and the question is when? When is this housing bubble going to pop? My boss cannot pay for a house like that, I can’t pay for a house like that. $4000.00 a month for mortgage plus utilities, taxes and insurance. There’s no way a renter could afford a rent like that for a house in a residential neighborhood with not much going for it. This is bonkers or maybe I need to get a better paying job and ratchet this baby up to 2 million.

A few emails like “hello, I want to know the name of the officer who was helping me regarding me getting shot by my dad after he shot mom and tossed her into the lake” and he could be presidential! Welcome to the future!

I know one person in this exact scenario who actually brought the family here before all this shit happened and now feels trapped.

Note to self… People still watch TV. How odd.

Carefully releasing this article:

C’mon! There are kids around!

Uncle! You give great tickle hugs!

There we go!

Yes yes!

Let’s see, where have we seen wrinkled faces like that one?

Hello and welcome to Wells Fargo! Yes baby! Yes! Harder! Are you here for a deposit or a withdrawal? Feel my throbbing rod! Gluck, Gluck Gluck,! No, I want someone to do me please!