Too small of a target.

Charge them late fees and use the funds to buy more copies. Make them required to have a debit card on file in order to check out more if they have more than 5 late books.

*cadet bone spurs

To be Sergeant you have to have actually accomplished something.

We should throw our own parade someplace else. Maybe even call it the Obama parade.

How 'bout NO

At which point do we eat them? I’m hungry.

Luigi did society a massive net positive by removing a parasite. It wasn’t so much a killing as taking out the garbage. Nothing of value was lost that day.

The EU should put massive tariffs on American exports, and double those on weapons.

May he be the first to be infected and succumb.

I’m not a fan of fizzy water either. Plain or flavored.

Sometimes a small cold Gatorade does the trick for me.

Fuller than usual. He’s probably soiled most of the day since apparently he smells like a sewer.

This is the way.

Fuck this orange waste of a human. I’m throwing a party the day he dies. Everyone’s invited.

I think our best bet is to ‘delete’ Musk.

It’s not his sentencing that disrupts the presidency and national security. It’s him.

Luigi

It’s the only way they’ll get anyone to show up. And with how fragile his ego is, this is likely high on his list.

It’ll be hilarious if the crowd is even smaller than last time.

Nail on the head

Sure, neither do I, but optics matter in politics.

That’s not what I said. I said I’m not convinced how genuine he was in wanting to get it done. You can still do something you don’t genuinely want to do; that’s what half-assing something looks like.