We’ve now achieved Black Mirror. When do we get Terminator?

What I expect.

https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/

The pro-abortion people are bad at marketing their position.

I’m surprised there wasn’t a large donation to a nonexistent library to make this speed bump go away.

Can’t wait for the e-bike gang wars of '26.

Now you’re talking about big boy money the small billionaires just don’t have.

It’s a rapidly evolving matter. And $5b just doesn’t go as far as it did an hour ago.

Time to cash in on that sweet sweet tariff money?

I’ve already doubled up on the number of healing crystals I put in my shoes.

“from my heart to…” Uhh yea, he’s a Nazi

Cleveland has entered the chat

Cleveland: can we also bring balloons?

It’s an easy mistake - good guys wear balaclavas, criminals wear ski masks. Kind of like how the bad guy used to wear a black hat. /s

“Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don’t hesitate to step on them.” -Rule of acquisition #211

Angel’s don’t play this HAARP is about to sell a million more copies.

Work harder work faster!