Following the playbook to a tee

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All of these supposed deals between these “ai” companies are theoretical handshake “deals” that they’re magically claiming as revenue when no actual money changes hands.

SpaceX would absolutely remain private if they had the option. Elon said a million times that he regrets taking Tesla public and intended to keep SpaceX private forever to avoid investor scrutiny and pesky government regulations.

The only reason they are going public is to pass on the debt to stupid investors, because they don’t have any more money after folding in two loser companies in a last-ditch effort to keep them afloat. Once public, it wouldn’t surprise me if Tesla and SpaceX magically announce a merger, given that only one of those companies makes money (for now).

Anthro waited until they had users and subscriptions (and money) and now that they’ve got these

They are incinerating investor cash at a slightly less absurd rate than OpenAI, but make no mistake that they are the opposite of profitable.

In a college environmental class, I chose as a project to measure the groundwater contamination upstream and downstream of a poultry processing facility. To my amazement and disappointment, the water downstream was way cleaner.

Glad to see American idiocy is spreading /s

Ah yes, pointing “ai” at the already-existing employee panopticon. So rather than having to look at recordings to see who stole from the register, you can have the “ai” hallucinate who did it and fire them unfairly.

Joe Park, Yum’s chief digital and technology officer, said the program would “enable us to harness the rich consumer and operational data sets on our Byte by Yum! integrated platform.”

What a bunch of nebulous horse shit. Nothing about how Nvidia actually helps here or what it all does. Clearly just an attempt to latch on to the idiocy of it all by claiming to use “ai”.

Meaning they’ll spring back?

“You either die the hero, or you live long enough to become the villain”

A beta program means the features exist and you agree to help report issues. They lied about what would even be in the beta program.

It’s called Full Self Driving. You’re forgetting history here. Don’t smugly blame me for being a mark when it literally said on their site that the car will be able to drive me door to door, park itself, and come get me later. Beta or not, this was the actual promise. They made very specific claims with concrete dates. They lied. I didn’t get what they sold me. Yes, it was a con, but that literally means I didn’t get what they sold me.

Wrong. I was sold full self driving and the date was promised. And then promised. And then promised. “By the end of the year”, “before thanksgiving “, and on and on. Full self driving.

“It says I can’t”

“What says you can’t?”

“The computer”

“What is the message?”

“It says it can’t”

“Tell me exactly what it says. I need to know that.”

“THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU NERDS, YOU MAKE THINGS SO DIFFICULT!”

Anthropic says

…and that’s when I move on.

Here’s the problem for Tesla: their “full self driving” doesn’t fucking work. I had it for years (first run model 3) and it was always 1 step forward, 1 back. Make one thing better, another gets worse. This was still the case when I dumped my 3 after The Salute. I never got what I paid for.

They’re clearly still in the same predicament, so instead they have “supervisors” remote-controlling the cars. Musk simply refuses to acknowledge this fact and keeps promising it indefinitely. And people keep believing it.

You! You’re the one who shared it with the world.

Language evolves over time

The administration continues its streak of perfection