If this wasn’t so tragically real, it would be almost fun to see these grown ass super serious people on both sides sound like they are cutting a promo for a wrasslin’ match.

They don’t destroy and murder. No, they devastate, they bring back to the stone age, they utterly annihilate. Is this a performance? Or is the whole world now in the hands of complete idiots?

If it works, it’s thanks to us. If it doesn’t, it’s your fault.

The famous “never wrestle with a pig…” quote was meant as a warning, but Trump made it his motto.

He’s probably going to have it added in Gold letters to his family crest (a disgusted eagle carrying a golden diaper in its talons)

Not to speak of the lizard-woman dressed as a hooker blowing alien white powder straight up his nose

I wouldn’t want to go in an extreme bathroom anyway. Sounds gross.

If the law said I don’t exists I would go and rob a bank instead… Nobody would believe them

Now I’m curious. Can a satellite fly over a country without permission? I know that an aircraft can’t. How far up from the Earth’s surface does sovereignity end?

No, no, Adams is plural for Adam Adam

haha, fair!

why all the hate? He’s just trying to help immigrants integrate with the locals

“my chatbot told me so!”

well, Trump has a worryingly faint and ever-changing idea of where the USA borders end…

Amateurs. On my personal pc, windows RAM usage is exactly 0.

My Frontpage on Lemmy is now currently telling me that we’re on the brink of a terrible energy crisis due to the Iran war. And then this.

Personally I just find it much easier to skip a meal completely than to start eating and stop before I’m full. Restricting calories could work just as well, it’s just a lot harder for me to execute with continuity.

That’s unfair. We have been listening to you all this time. And sometimes watching. And once we’re done with recall, also recording so we can watch and listen again or train our AI to watch you instead. Because honestly who wants to watch people work. That’s gross.

• Nadella (probably)

We are moving to the new War as a Service subscription model

Instead of making up fake AI efficiency breaktroughs to justify layoffs, companies can now start saying they do it to save gas

Not only that, from the article they are actively trying to become a Consultancy As A Service company, where somehow other companies would pay a subscription fee to… talk to their AI, I guess?

The only time I’ve had anything to do with PwC, it was to get their advice on a compliance / tax related process. And it was less about the process itself or the 3 page pdf they produced (which much cheaper companies could have done better) and more because their “seal of approval” would give my company some leverage if the IRS came to audit us. “This was designed with PwC” means “we tried really really hard to abide by the incredibly confusing wording of the law”.

I doubt that “we asked PwC’s chatbot” will have the same level of clout, but these guys have connections everywhere so I’m sure they will lobby pretty hard to get some ad-hoc law or some level of “certification” on the output of their future AI.

The picture in the article clearly shows a virtual lady trying to kick a guy’s virtual balls. I think that says all one needs to know about the experience.

Here lies DJT, a minor-fucking joke