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I think it’s probably with all of the fucks no one has for these bastards.

Yeah, I don’t entirely object to the reverse (as long as California is adopted into the family), but making Canada part of the US? No thank you. Fucking crab bucket mentality; can’t let other people have nice things.

The happiest of accidents!

Oh man, stop, I can only get so erect.

Alternately, do sell it, but make sure it’s guaranteed to fail and become an expensive paperweight upon first use. I’d prefer your option, but I’ll take mine if I can’t get yours.

Terrible idea, but so damn satisfying.

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You are correct that it would be a felony, however that could be the case for throwing anything at anyone. I said it would make me happy, which is not the same as telling people it’s a safe or legal thing to do, nor that they should actually do it.

Thank you for clarifying for folks but everyone should take this as a reminder that you should take anything you read on the internet with a grain of salt.

If anyone deserves to not have food, it’s the fascists. If protesters could suddenly become pro tennis players and hit the canisters back at ICE, though, that would make me so happy.

Press X to doubt.

I don’t trust anything this regime says. He’s actively waging war on us, whether he says he is or not.

Vampires have culture. Miller can’t compare. I’d call him a parasite, but that still somehow has too much humanity.

Can we fucking secede already?*

*I’m not even sure how much of that statement is a joke anymore.

White Anglo Saxon Protestant

You might say “I don’t give a shit” if they do.

Just a thought.

I’m worried that might create a second one. Can he fuck off and die, instead? I’ve been waiting for the McDonald’s to do its job already.

Exactly my thought. For the same reason they’ve been arresting people at the border trying to enter the US instead of just turning them away, I expect they’ll arrest anyone they seem “illegal” trying to exit the country: The prison industrial complex.

They’re going to get rich off of imprisoning people and forcing them into slave labor and internment camps.

If you’d only said it three times, you would’ve summoned him. So close!

Literally the second sentence of the article body. 😮‍💨

Only the peace of the grave, I fear. :(

Unfortunately, for those who were expected to comply, it was mentioned that this is (semi-)expected to be a recurring event.