

“Red light!”
“Green light!”
“Red light!”


“Red light!”
“Green light!”
“Red light!”
“You don’t need it, WE need it.”



Been made aware.


The true face of “age verification.”


Mastodon would be a reasonable goal.


Yeah, it’s not about switching to Android, it’s about switching to the EU.


They can’t even get a picture of him that doesn’t look like a looming threat.


I counter Blast with SLAM!


You know you fucked up when Southeast Asia doesn’t want you anymore.


Sometimes the hydra eats one of its own heads, as a treat.


Completely unrelated, but I just realized that it’s been a really long time since the White House was set on fire.


The transfer wouldn’t clear until Google won, if it cleared at all.


That looks like the final boss of Japanese capsule vending machines.


“You can spend your scrip at the company store.”





So easy, I’ve been accidentally boycotting them for decades.
He looks like the “ally” at the beginning of the film that everyone looks at and goes, “He’s totally going to be the bad guy in the movie.”