So you realise that if the US does go to war with Canada, that would mean that NATO would go to war with the United States, Which means that they’ll probably lose all their bases in Europe.

¥€$, $om£thing $m€ll$ Fi$h¥.

The secret pepsi is so good that when you drink it it becomes like The Spice like Dune! We can’t release it! We need to make it less addictive!

Are you surprised

No matter what you think of Dubai, this is cruel.

Oh fuck

Isn’t Altman Gay?

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Oh I’m sorry, which government demanded age checks which made kids give away their data to check their ages? Oh yeah.

Fuck no.

Wasn’t he the chancellor who introduced the tax on take out food.

Oh boy, it’s time to show this gif of George Osbourne off his tits in Parliament again!

Thank you! I’m doing other shit now.

Car company complains that city is developing Metro system.

Donald Trump’s mother was an immigrant who’s first language was Scots Gaelic.

https://youtu.be/\_YMVPXmaKds?si=SyJVo1xCEbTkHgAd

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So you can’t talk online and you can’t go out on a bike to meet your friends.

Just sounds like they want kids to be miserable.