This reads like a lawyer was holding a shotgun to your head while you were typing it. I have to assume we won’t get any more explanation than that 🤣.

It now costs the average Duramax owner $2 to drive down their driveway to their mailbox and back.

Fucking nailed it. He looked super familiar and I couldn’t place it.

Sounds exactly like half the managers I’ve ever worked with.

The 50 stands for “This doe would kill about half the people who took it”

Turns out face enlargement surgery has serious side effects.

WEJARO!

Personjaro

Jail would be nice. Someone shouldn’t be able to drag that many people through that much pain without repercussions beyond having to do the thing they were avoiding to begin with. Banning his stupid ass from running any more companies would be a decent outcome.

DJI: Yep, totally just a bug. Here’s 30K, shut the fuck up about it you little blabbermouth.

The rubber duck is cheaper

You gotta be knowledgeable enough to know when they’re destructive, that’s the rub.

I had a similar experience with a juicer. The hand ones kept breaking so I bought a rack and pinion beast from a restaurant supply company that will be inherited by my grand kids.

It cost me less than half of what Amazon wanted, and it wasn’t cheap

Ask yourself, What Would Black Hat do?

They can’t do shit about it, so they’re reframing it as a feature.

I knew it was transferred under the DHS by Bush, but I didn’t realize it was under the Department of Transportation before that. Interesting.

The inside of the one near me always has a wet floor from some kind of leak, and the light flicker, like it was built in the Rapture food court from Bioshock.

Fuck no. He’s still a Republican.