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Cake day: April 22nd, 2023

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  • When the first 50 Shades of Grey movie came out in theaters, my friends who went to see it were discussing how hilariously terrible it was. I love watching awful garbage like that for funsies, so I torrented it. It took forever because of my shitty connection.

    When I was finally able to watch it, it just made no sense. But not at all like how a bad movie makes no sense. It felt like it was skipping around. I was so confused.

    After some web searches, I realized that I think I somehow got my hands on some weird, badly-censored Chinese copy where they just cut out anything remotely saucy. Which was most of the movie, hence it not making any damn sense.

    I still haven’t seen the actual movie, since I just never bothered to try again, but that experience was pretty entertaining.



  • Yeah, same here. :( Which extra sucks because I’m disabled and have chronic pain, and a nice bath helped with some of it. But I’m just too long! & 'cause of the aforementioned disabilities, I can’t afford a place with a suitable tub. Buuut it’s better than being homeless, so I can’t complain too much, haha!

    I feel for you, and I hope you’re able to work out a proper tub situation that works for you soon! :)














  • I definitely interpreted it as some sort of a buy-here-pay-here car lot type of situation, but for titties. Lol!

    Oh, how I wish tit loans were an actual thing that could easily, safely, and successfully be done! Or some sort of permanent tit transfer. (Tbh I extra wish the same could be done with the whole vulva/vagina/cervix/uterus/fallopian tubes/ovaries/etc situation, too.)

    I’d love to re-home any or all of these to some cool-ass person like you who would love them and be loved by them.

    I’m sure countless other people feel the same about their unwanted parts. Why isn’t this a thing yet!? Come on, science!! So many people would benefit!

    My apologies if this is a weird comment, lol…I haven’t slept for a couple days and have a lot of stress and pain and extra stuff making my brain more poopoo than normal. 😅