This isn’t true at all. He’d be shipped to El Salvador for being brown first.

Fresh clean sheets on a well made bed daily.

My dentist is deeply concerned about me not flossing regularly too. Same result.

No. Not us or anyone I know anyway. We decorate eggs, and have some plastic hollow eggs we’ve used for maybe 10 years to hide stuff in. Then we eat egg salad for a couple of days.

In 5 years or less we will be living in a world where people have their paychecks garnished to pay back food loans.

Not if it’s digital.

How long was the build? I gotta say, it does look fun. And did you get a kit or source the parts yourself?

“Time flies, time crawls You’re a prisoner trapped between its claws Life sucks, sometimes You gotta learn to live between the lines”

Pretty much as written. Time marches forward no matter how I feel about it. My best friend died, people still sat in traffic on the way to work. My wife said she wanted a divorce, the mailman still brought me bills. I made the best chilli I’ve ever tasted and my neighbors cat disappeared. You gotta learn to just accept that life is fleeting and carve out your own space. Find your own joy. Bring your own good time. Because life doesn’t owe you anything and moaning about it won’t make things better.

How long till we send troops into Ukraine? I don’t mean as allies. Reagan is spinning in his grave. (Don’t get me wrong, a grave is where he belongs, but he’d be pretty burned about this)

Ah. Yes, thinking about it like you say it makes way more sense. Thanks.

First letter to the back. Then add ay.

I. Iay.

Smell. Mellsay.

Cookies. Ookiescay.

Yeah, and it turns out the guy that cut me off and brake checked me was in the wrong too. But much like that, it only matters if there’s consequences.

The SS. Uh, i mean the Secret Service.

Stop! Or I’ll say stop again!

I can see this working. We just need a workforce that costs no money. Apropos of nothing, how is privatization of prisons working out?

Man, if only we were hip to what an asshole musk was a month ago. His fans could have known that buying a cybertruck was going to get negative attention. But I guess there were no signs to warn us. And really, who drives cybertrucks more than single moms living paycheck to paycheck, day laborers, and other marginalized folks? We should just assume that anyone in a gold cyber truck had zero idea what they were doing, had no intention of being an edgy dbag, and only uses it to deliver fresh produce to the local food banks.

Did you see the nazi uniform that guy was wearing? He was asking for it.

I mean, he was. Those are his best and brightest.

She puts out.

Curse you, you Syrup flavored bastid.