Also with how fucking spread out the event is. You HAVE to use the airports, so you’re forced to go through ICE. Its not just coming in and out of the country.

he also gave us this memorable moment

Iran: Let me introduced you to my 20 thousand dollar drones.

Yeah, Russia can’t get into their neighbor. They lost their Navy to a country with NO NAVY. How are they going to project power into the US? However much it cost to put trump into power has returned a million fold investment. they dont have to do shit but keep investing in the incompetent ppl in the US government.

I just bought a motorcycle with carbs. Got it at a discount because of needing a new battery, rust and gunked up gas tank, and “I’m tired of cleaning the fucking carbs if I don’t ride often enough.”

Which means I have to remember to close the petcock and drain the carbs if I’m going to let it sit for a few weeks just in case. I’m sure there’s an additive thar helps with that.

RDX on youtube if you prefer visuals apparently i can get 2.5L of nitric acid @ 70% for $220. Seems pretty straight forward.

If you can get the target out in the open, an old school pipe bomb from just gun powder and stuff from the hardware store on a drone is easier. Im sure for $1000 you too can become a patron saint.

CEOs jump in the war, pissed at loss of infrastructure. They’re yatchs start getting hit too.

The new guy elected is somehow even more of a hardliner and I’ve read he definitely wants nukes. So we got iran to commit to nukes probably. Plus, we saw how well America has adapted to drone warfare. So, yay? What’s a couple dozen billion dollars to military industry friends, some combat experience, some dead americans, and destabilizing the world economy?

“Oh shit, they have guns too. RUN!”

Send him to the Hague

Yeah, I never bought into the"Gov’t is hiding aliens" as in spaceships and little green men per se. I figure there’s some highly secret advanced intelligence gathering that won’t see the light of day for another 30 or 40 years that has caught stuff that can’t be explained yet.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Then there’s the time when trump showed pictures to confirm intel at a press conference and it basically confirmed that the US had spy satellites that had highly advanced resolution cameras. So if the US said “Hey, we detected this, but we don’t know wtf it is.”, every intelligence agency would immediately ask themselves: how did the US detect that, how do we protect ourselves from it, and can we also do that.

Bare minimum, and tells Bill it was the best bj he’s ever had

I hope he goes into details of trump’s technique

Weren’t local police departments looking at the cyber truck, ran trials, and said lol, no thanks

Tell him hes getting a peace prize.

I haven’t looked into it but isn’t the problem that bribing and corruption, as we general think of it, is not common anymore. They’ve gotten creative.

They don’t hand you cash. they form super PACs that are legislative black holes so “people that align with you politically” can use that money to help you run, or your family member is hired as a VP in a company where they do nothing but get millions in stock options. They can also you can also get paid for talks, meetings, lectures in exotic locations. Hell, Clarence the supreme court judge gets stuff all the time from his billionaire friend. here’s John Oliver.

I feel like Kafka style writing on the wall helps the medicine go down should be enough to poison. First half is what you want to say, then veer off the road in to candyland.

…in a cave with Chinese knockoffs!