When you put it that way we as Americans collectively shit our pants every day.

Believe it or not the thing on a submarine that is where a fin would be on a marine animal is also called a conning tower

It is the second ingredient in most of their drinks

he could refresh his memory of if he ate corn last week by checking his pants

I’m a little late to the party. Did anyone say to use eggs close to the date on the carton. Old eggs peel a whole lot easier than any other. Ice bath too but everyone is saying that already.

The only thing that could come out of his mouth that would be correct is if he said “i just shit my pants”.

Invest in X-Acto knives and a cutting mat before prices skyrocket

Join my gym program it’s called LB Fatness. You sign up for this gym scam, cancel immediately using a fake card number so they don’t get a dime, and as time goes on joining the gym will become too expensive. If you can’t afford to get scammed you won’t get scammed. Workouts include carrying a fat wallet, riding a bike outdoors in air that smells like car exhaust and not sweat, and lifting cinderblocks while sitting on a weathered piano bench outside on a patch of dirt. Front yard is optional dirt patch is not. You gotta buy yourself a bike and a few cinderblocks but the piano bench should show up on garbage day on a curb somewhere eventually. Just keep an eye out and you’ll see one sooner than you’d think.

Send me your CC#, a photo with your shirt off, and home address and I’ll order you clothes that are just a little too small but otherwise look great and will slowly shrink in the wash.

Hey I’m not reading all that my diarrhea cleared up and I’ve got better more solid shit to do now. Nor am I interested in continuing this asinine back and forth. I am glad to have wasted your chatbot tokens or 3rd world child fingers or whatever the fuck it is they run off of today. Better luck next time.

ass pennies

You could smash your fists onto your keyboard and reply with human words instead of having a clanker do the work for you. It’s obvious with your lazy replies. you should take a look at what you’ve invested your attention to and reconsider what you’re doing with your time. The weather outside has been good. The grass is starting to be green again.

I have a bad case of diarrhea so I’ve got all day to shitpost. I sit on my throne and your clanker replies provide some entertainment while I wipe my ass and send you the words that show up on the toilet paper.

Look in a mirror and you’ll see a clown.

AI generated PFP stirring up shit on the internet. Banned from reddit already? What else is new? Go burn another ten gallons of water.

Not clicking that link with no explanation for it being there. Your low effort reply isn’t going to change my opinion. Take your contrarian attitude somewhere else.

I saw “Jaunt” and felt that it had to be said. The exclamation point is more part of the quote from the Stephen King book than it is me yelling into the void.

I am a real machinist. Not gonna debate with a hobbyist.

Its gonna be longer than you think!

Machines require upkeep. Shit wears out, shit breaks down, shit needs a constant stream of lube oil, coolant by the barrel coming in every month, waste coolant shipped somewhere else all the time, shit stops working for no reason. Shit needs to run to make back any money. You’ll have to hire and pay somebody with human rights and an empty stomach since you already know all there is to know about machines. If you think machines don’t break go ahead and open yourself up a machine shop and see how long it lasts with a $0 maintenance budget. Speedrun turning a million dollars into a pile of rusty scrap metal.

It doesn’t say Inland on it but I got my penny’s worth out of it already. To be quite honest I never had a flash drive until a few weeks ago. It made going to the library to print so much easier than logging into email there or owning and upkeeping a printer at home. By the time it craps out I’ll have gotten another mailer. Thanks for the heads up though.