I wouldn’t be tackling drywall work if I were him. Figuring out how to turn screws has completely halted this fridge operation.

You might be right. I just keep seeing don’t lame ass ceo making a heart with her hands.

I keep clicking that but the meme never shows up

You can prolly just not connect it to Wi-Fi but I seriously doubt any TVs these days don’t have this bullshit.

Enhance!

Just a small loan

I’m tired of winning…

Which will just grow back anyway

I’m as straight as could be but fucking sign me up.

Shit sandwich or a giant douche. Take your pick.

Welcome to California suckers!

Actually I’m still paying nearly $5, but everyone is catching up.

I suspect we will continue outrunning them though.

Yeah but I’m saying only someone with the intelligence of an 11 year old would think that sounds cool.

Operation Epic Fury?

Seriously? Bit on the nose.

Shenanigans

They would be tiny from way up there

Open Vagina, Dick, Asshole

Username does not check out.

Or it absolutely checks out.

OpenVDA

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