That’s phase 2 of the republicans plan

MAGA = Make Americans Gormless Assholes

Or uPVC doors.

Great watching the police battering rams just bounce off those when they try to break them down.

What fake doggy doo?

Dr Dre Beats?

When a moron places another moron in a role that he is totally unsuited for.

Up every morning at the crack of noon.

For the second cuming?

Kicking out the wrong South African.

No, because he would eat the crayons.

“Using tails, leashes, collars” - the B&D crowd isn’t going to like that

Are cybertrucks the new Ford Pinto?

If it doesn’t work, hit it with a hammer.

If it then breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Me breathing a sigh of relief for still using my S10.

It makes calls, send texts and I can read Lemmy with the app. What more do I need?

In a nice, brown uniform and operated by the republican party!

“Quick! Jump to chrome instead!” - Google spokesperson

No fucken way cunt!

He should do it on 5th avenue. With TV crews present. Make it great television.

“This is evil”

Stephen Miller has entered the chat.