They finally put out the no sleep benches in my city. For a long time it looked like they weren’t going to, and I had some respect for who ever was saying no to them.

Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

Cue Baulders Gate dice roll

I went the other way. My 75" TV is my PC monitor.
I fucking love it.

You gotta let it run for a few minutes for the aldente to come on.

A 32" TV is buying something big?

Another one for the golf course.

"He has no principles. None. None,” she said of Trump

Glad she at least was human.

You don’t think anyone is here to learn how to be more private on the Internet? You just expect everyone to already know everything

Friends and family don’t know what cleaning a URL means. Nobody does.

It’s not like the red flags weren’t there. The Frankes made a big deal out of being strict disciplinarians on their channel, which led to describing punishments of children. A 15-year-old, for instance, was deprived of a bed for 7 months, after he played a prank on a younger brother. Franke defended herself by calling a bedroom a “privilege.” She also described being able to eat as a “privilege” that children should expect to lose for misbehavior. She filmed multiple videos recalling times when she withheld food to punish children.

Fuck these people. I feel sorry for those poor kids.

It’s select and start.
What’s it supposed to be, windows and hamburgers?

You have ads on YouTube?

My sister has that directly on the walls.

Oh come on. Now you expect us to learn math too??

You lucky sonofabitch. You got to witness the ol Apple Pie with your own two eyes.

Here’s the plan, gentleman. Where’s my cigar? Now listen up! We ain’t gonna be making another movie the whole rest of duh year, see? Fuck dem writers. Don’t even get me started on the talent! So here’s what we do. We get the moneys from this kid dat donloided one of our movies 12 years ago. It’s brilliant! Where’s Harvey?