Machines. Should. Not. Think.

I really don’t see how we could state this any more clearly.

You don’t understand how they can be controversial? How about factually, for starters. Even setting aside the issue of transphobia (which we really shouldn’t because let’s face it, it’s pretty central to what’s going on) every one of the posts displayed contains a claim that’s blatantly untrue on its face.

My god you’re thick. The point is that those are exactly the sort of people who are doing this shit.

“Fuck the troops”

Dirt Poor Robins - Last Goodbye

When you peg your man so hard he prolapses and you’re able to smell his colon on your pillows long after he’s rushed off to the ER 🥰🥰🥰

this is the most bitchless thing i’ve read all week, congratulations

Handles do exist, they’re just optional and most channers don’t use them.

I hate this.

Kill it to death. With hammers.

Interesting. I get that this is a pretty morbid line of thought, but I’d kinda just assumed that the amount of force required to crush a person like that would be more than enough to just… rip off a foot or the limb or whatever and still leave enough of a person left over to survive…? At least, assuming bystanders were quick enough to stop the bleeding. idk…

You’ve piqued my curiosity: how does one even get sucked into an escalator? What’s gotta happen to make that work???

Correct 😎

I can’t believe this country hates women more than it loves guns

Probably spend the first couple of days fucking and then figure out what happens next after that.

Lol I got sterilised at the age of 23. Guess I have nothing left to live for 🤷‍♀️ /s

OP is a friendly, hold your fire.

Brb, just gotta check your comment history to see if we’re on the same side or whether I should be sexist against you for being a sexist.