Nope. Never going to be a bad enough dude to fuck the Mango Mussolini.

They’ve spent the last 40 years arming themselves and training to resist the full might of the US military. I have not.

Slacker!

“Yes” to the former, “probably” to the latter 🤷🏻

He’s not important enough to be specifically named but he’s included in “and many many more” 😉

• Musk
• Charles Koch
• The Ellisons
• Bezos
• Peter Thiel
• Ted Cruz
• Lindsay Graham
• Greg Abbott
• The Sacklers
• Viktor Orban
• Alexander Lukashenko
• Chuck Schumer
• George W Bush
• Dick Durbin
• Robert Pittman
• Maziar Mike Doustdar
• Darren Woods
• Tom Hanks (he knows what he’s done)
• Jacek Olczak
• Erik Prince
• Christopher T. Calio

And many many more…

Edit: not saying that I actively check all these, I’m saying that these are (mostly) other prime examples of people whose demise will likely noticeably benefit humanity as a whole.

“Reveal” is a really weird way to spell “confirm”

Timing this a week AFTER Palestinian-American progressive badass Kat Abughazaleh lost her primary by just four thousand votes.

A primary where both the eventual winner and the third placed establishment favorite were supported by millions of dollars worth of AIPAC ad campaigns.

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Miller, well known as an immigration hardliner a white supremacist Goebbels wannabe with a humanity deficiency

Fixed it for them.

That’s what they SAY, but they also SAY States Rights when the federal government is trying to limit how bigoted and abusively states behave, but not when states are trying to limit how bigoted and abusively the federal government is allowed to behave within their borders.

Even its own flag rates it one star!

an analogy to a household

Oh, it’s one of THOSE idiotic wastes of time and effort?

The ones that attempt to equate the micro and the macro like Rand Paul does when the government wants to help people who need it?

Thanks for the heads up.

in the US

don’t have to deal with (…) neighbors that are crazy unstable

On a scale from Bud Light Lime to Everclear, how drunk are you on American garbage alcohol right now? 🙄

I’m not in missile range of anything since the 60’s

Fun fact: in 2026 you’re thousands of times more likely to be killed by a bullet from a handgun in the US than by a missile in any other European country than Ukraine.

Just saying that you’re full of shit. Because you obviously are.

Actually, you’re thinking of the charge of the light brigade, a military action best known for being the inspiration for a poem that in turn inspired a classic Iron Maiden banger

Unless Even if they exclusively stick to small regional airports, this is guaranteed to make our airports even worse.

Fixed it for you.

Oh, and it’s definitely going to ruin a lot of lives, so that’s also pretty bad.

Yeah, that’s arguably suboptimal.

And that’s why you got fired from the WWE.

I TOTALLY thought that you were saying that you prefer a camera suitable for video gaming for your chicken monitoring and was VERY confused for longer than I care to admit 😄

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I was in a band by that name. We very very big in Scotland, Scandinavia, and Nebraska.

Chrissy Chlapecka truly continues to gag me. Like her cunt level is just so powerful.

She started off with Brat, which was admittedly a studio space and a dream, and still ate down

This amount of slang that I’m unfamiliar with if not downright confused by in just a few sentences makes me feel very old, white, and cishet 😬😄

(I like it, though, in case that wasn’t clear)