I once tried every avocado ripening trick i could find in a desperate attempt to enjoy some avocado toast. Let me tell you they are all bullshit. Just eat it tomorrow instead.

I think his name was Mike Wazowski

Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.

I actively avoid products and services that are advertised to me.

Disrespectfully, no.

Hey now, don’t be so hasty.

Any image editing tool like mspaint or similar. Just copy paste the pixels into a new image file. Though, the program youre using will probably still add it’s own metadata to the new file, but all the original metadata from the camera won’t be there.

You know that you can also get water from the sink…

24 and 7 make a pythagorean triple with 25 as the hypotenuse. If the problem uses one pythagorean triple, it probably uses another, so I assume x is 15, and the radius is 20.

My ex would bitch at me and start shit, then accuse me of gaslighting her if i tried to de-escalate or defend myself.

Good riddance. I hate when people use the term for trivial shit now.

Immigration customs enforcement.

Yea im gonna start looking for cons when I have a fursuit. I’m kinda extra so I want to try making my own

I hope to go to a furry con some day…

Yea ive one too, on my laptop… just waiting for someone to notice…

Furries irl 😏

“Literally Shower Thoughts: The Website (featuring Politics).”

Wasnt that basically the premise of Twitter anyways?

I understand this feeling, but I don’t feel it myself. Trump dropping dead would be great. I’d rather him be in federal prison for life too, but only because I think that would be a worse punishment for him than death.

Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

Ukulele

I browse by all, so mostly I’ve just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.