I’m sure Netflix, Hulu, and similar services will compensate for subscriber losses in the usual manner: by continuing to increase their prices and further screwing over their remaining subscribers. You know, the time-honored cable/satellite TV strategy.

In fact, that’s already been happening for several years. Which is why (along with them offering mostly shit content that I never watched) I cancelled almost all my streaming services a couple of years ago.

The only accident from those bastards’ perspectives is that they got caught.

as he peels off the penis suit, asks Gamble for her name.

She replies, “Aunt Tifa.”

Perfect response. Okay, that lady is a baller (and, apparently, a penis).

Seems likely the only books the members of that Tennessee Library Board read are ones at their level - little kids books. Maybe that’s why these dimwitted dingleberries are so invested in this asinine topic: because it will directly impact their preferred reading material.

I hope that librarian takes them to the cleaners for unfair termination.

I know ‘the cruelty is the point’, but holy shit… an orphanage?!!

Say what you will about Mike Johnson, but it’s impressive he’s able to say anything with Trump’s toad always in his mouth.

It was a feature specifically requested by Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski for their government airplane sexy times. And the developer forgot to remove it.

Well, cheese can be kind of addictive.

But seriously… for fuck’s sake!

Hegseth is gonna be even more angry than born normal when he can’t drive from point a to point b because of this.

Work from home

Ah yes, a decision that’s completely within the control of employees, especially in the current job market in most countries. /s

The cruelty is the point.

And a hugely overpriced pastry/cookie company.

My wife gets the occasional Starbucks gift card from work of friends, so she saves them up and then me, her, and the kids go there (so it used to be about once every 9-10 months).

Used to be that you could get small coffees, hot chocolates and a little snack for each person for about $30. Now to get that same stuff it’s like $50. Suffice to say, we’re going there even less often now. Which I’m fine with, since I don’t like Starbucks.

Yup. Black Sabbath is right again.

Politicians hide themselves away

They only started the war

Why should they go out to fight?

They leave that role to the poor

He’s literally paraphrasing Farquaad at this point.

“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make!”

So basically: ICE murdered him.

“Just another black man committing suicide by hanging” -Georgia authorities

Seriously?! SERIOUSLY?!!

What a joke.

The other kid was really just giving him some valuable life coaching. Though someone who wears Mets spyware and trolls other people for online views is almost certainly untrainable.

I thought 2025 was supposed to be “the moment” for AI PCs. Dell and other manufacturers were sure as hell spamming the shit out of that premise in their incessant online ads. But then it all fell through because of the sagging economy on Main Street, and the fact that many people didn’t like AI being forced down they’re proverbial throats. So yeah, 2026 won’t be any better for this ill-thought out marketing strategy.

Claims against Wesley Dingus came from teen who had been staying at his residence and hid camera in bedroom

That is a very unfortunate last name.

That must be why they are doing okay, haha.