“It’s just a prank bro!”

Actually witty and funny. And not socially awkward and weird. Which is totally what I’m like in real life because why would I imagine myself as something I’m not.

Technically it was Kali on a VM. But I had absolutely no clue what I was doing (I was 9 years old) so I gave up.

Then I tried Ubuntu to get past my parental controls. Same thing.

Eventually had success with Mint 5 years later. Never looked back.

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Is blue hair a fetish now?

There is an automatic captcha solver that works off of the audio prompt, not sure what it’s called though

Google definitely did extend video loading times on FF a while ago, not sure if they still do it.

Are Linux kernel lifespans usually that short?

yes

i probably have the most boring desktop known to man

found the wallpaper here