Half way there

That seems disgustingly hot. I don’t even keep my hottub at 40, and it’s outside.

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Wouldn’t it be hundreds of small gifts though?

Banker box

Broken clock

He killed himself

Rip off. Cheaper to buy a regular couch and debone it yourself

Tleilaxu

The sign is cut off but if it’s referring to the singles they’re sold by each not by weight, so what does it matter?

I’ve taken this for granted since the beginning… It seems incredibly suspect that such a powerful intelligence apparatus could not have known about such a wide spread attack.

I was about to say Harvard… Googled just to make sure. Apparently I missed it a couple of days ago when they bent over

Internet memes

Why are there 2 funeral homes involved with one dead person?

YOLO

I’m not trying to say you’re completely off base here, but that $4.9 trillion would drop pretty significantly under a universal health care system

It’s weird to me how people can be for execution, but picky about how it’s done. I’d prefer guillotine personally, but I could settle for firing squad.

Optimistic of them to think Israel is done with their genocide

How confident are you that she also sees things as ‘just friends’?

I’d stick to the safe money of breathing. Sure it’s less but it’s guaranteed, don’t have to feel like you’re losing money by spending all day on your PC or getting loaded on a beach somewhere. Plus if you get hit by a bus and crippled at least you still have your income.